by Goda April 29, 2008
Get the victory fuck mug.A phrase (first stated by Winston Churchill) used mostly by neo-nazis trying to make points about idiotic conspiracies even though they have practically zero evidence on their theories.
Professor: "Over 6 million Jewish people died in the holocaust"
The white conservative kid: "As Churchill said, history is written by the victors..."
The white conservative kid: "As Churchill said, history is written by the victors..."
by LiberalGarbage June 13, 2018
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if the victoria is a brunette, she is usually one of the most beautiful girls on the planet. she is sweet, kind, loving, friendly, and very energetic. she loves animals and nature. she is never shy and many guys usually like her.
if the victoria is blonde, she is usually an annoying bitch. she is known to spread rumors and talk a lot of shit. blonde victorias usually aren't very stunning either. guys tend to avoid blonde victorias because they bitch about everything and everyone.
if the victoria is blonde, she is usually an annoying bitch. she is known to spread rumors and talk a lot of shit. blonde victorias usually aren't very stunning either. guys tend to avoid blonde victorias because they bitch about everything and everyone.
1. brunette victoria:
who is that brunette over there?
that's victoria!
wow, she is gorgeous
2. blonde victoria:
this is my girlfriend.
what's her name?
victoria
oh, that explains her face and bitchy attitude
who is that brunette over there?
that's victoria!
wow, she is gorgeous
2. blonde victoria:
this is my girlfriend.
what's her name?
victoria
oh, that explains her face and bitchy attitude
by pseudooooo May 18, 2013
Get the victoria mug.Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.
Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
Get the Vigorous shit mug.Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.
"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"
by clairem April 8, 2007
Get the victoria beckham mug.Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.
by Mike February 17, 2004
Get the victory lane mug.While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)
by eat March 9, 2007
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