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Mississippi Tugboat

A sexual act involving anal sodomy, in which one partner penetrates the other without lubrication, then proceeds to push the gluteal muscles together. When done correctly, the resulting friction leads to diminished mobility, replicating a tugging feeling on one's member.
Example 1
Guy 1: It's a shame your girlfriend sprained her wrists, i heard she gives great handjobs.

Guy 2: It's cool, she let me do a Mississippi Tugboat. My dick is still sore.

Example 2
"Anal sex is great, but a Mississippi Tugboat really lets you experience the grip."
by ninjitsubob/Squirel March 23, 2013
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Turbants

AKA Ragnits

The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.
Upon finally discarding his festering turb, Hardeep was overwhelmed, blinded and suffocated by the legions of scurrying turbants/ragnits that had dwelled on his bonce since youth.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021
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turbocunt

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.
Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!
by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009
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Tubbo moment

When someone does something unexplain-ly stupid and/or weird it could be considered a Tubbo moment
Toss me my keys!

person having a tubbo moment- *throws printer*

I said my KEYS.

person having a tubbo moment- I thought you said printer

Why tf would I say printer??
by BugChild September 7, 2020
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tubbo_

He’s sweet and adorable. He may be on something.. he’s very loyal ( especially to the man child TommyInnit ) and is in loves bees
That’s a really Tubbo_ moment
by traxshy October 18, 2020
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turboautism

Supposedly an extreme form of autism. It can also describe behaviors that fall under OCD because people don't know the differences between autism and other disorders and call every unusual behavior "autistic".
anon1: "I identified where that photo was taken based on the color of that recycling bin in the background and 9 days of looking at google maps."
anon2: "wtf that's not just autism, that's turboautism"
by turboautism January 9, 2021
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Tubbo Moment

when something or someone acts in a stupid manner, or does something highly unusual. Originated from the twitch streamer, 'Tubbo' who often does strange things and those things are referred to as Tubbo Moments. Per example, if one asks how much a chocolate bar costs when it clearly states the price across the front of the chocolate bar, that might be referred to as a Tubbo Moment, as that is something that the streamer/youtuber Tubbo would do.
"Oh my god, did you see what he just did? That was such a Tubbo moment."
by sadiehoysa November 2, 2020
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