Tuperc

When Semen ferments on your balls creating cheese which then grows hallucinogenic mushrooms

Jack: Dude my tuperc tasted like cheeseburgers and i got so high
Sam: Dude thats awesome

by ILOVETUPERC May 8, 2025

Tupper

A Tupper is someone who Tupps, and gives a colonoscopy and a rimjob with no pain medication.

I needed a heart transplant, but i accidentally went to a Tupper.

by daddytod May 8, 2025

temperfect

temperfect adj.
tem·per·fect /ˈtɛm-pər-fikt/

Temporarily perfect; describing a work-in-progress that is flawless relative to everything its creator has conceived so far, yet destined to feel incomplete the instant a new idea appears.

The fleeting state in which a draft, design, or section of prose contains every thought the author had up to that point—until the next thought shows up.

Irrecoverably unique; once a temperfect work is lost (deleted, overwritten, corrupted, etc.), it can never be truly temperfect again, because no reconstruction can guarantee every nuance of the original moment’s insight.

Novelist’s Journal, 10 a.m.: “Chapter 12 is temperfect—all foreshadowing lines up, the dialogue snaps, the symbolism is spot-on.”

4 p.m.: Laptop drive fails before the draft is backed up.

Next morning: “I’m rewriting Chapter 12 from memory. The plot still works, but I can’t shake the feeling some sentence, some subtle echo, is missing. The temperfect version is gone forever.”

by Blake McBride May 13, 2025

Trumperware

When you store leftover spaghetti or other tomato-based sauces in your Tupperware and it gets stained a burnt orange color, à la Donald Trump's bronzer.

Tim: aw shit, my leftover chicken parmesan turned this container into Trumperware.
Eric: the color is uncanny.

by CapnTugboat June 7, 2025

Trumper

A person who's personality is to over compensate for having a small penis.

Todd in class a total Trumper. He has to be the center of attention. We get ot your penis is tiny.

by Stmranger July 25, 2025

Tamper

To engage in or attempt to engage in sexual activity; to flirt or tease with clear sexual intent.

“Hold on, the way you lookin’ at me right now… you must tryna get tampered with?”

by Fleezo October 17, 2025

Thumper

The name of a thickly made stripe that would blow your head off, and ensure your tuned head is topped up.

That’s it, someone get a thumper out now before i kick off.

by Cool memes November 16, 2025