turd fuel cells

Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds

If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt

turd fuel cells by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Turd Burgundy 

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape

John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".

Turd Burgundy by Jeremy Asia man May 23, 2021

Turd Kohlhepp 

A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people

Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences

Turd Kohlhepp by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 10, 2021

Turd burglar

One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.

Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.

Turd burglar by Cumsack198 May 4, 2022

turd tennis 

When two people line their assholes up facing
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.

Bob: "Me and this girl play turd tennis
regularly."

turd tennis by Yo_yo mom December 6, 2022

turd literate 

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

turd literate by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

turd chicken 

When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.

I was at Safeway yesterday and bought a pound of ground turd chicken.

turd chicken by ViciousValley September 20, 2023