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No-Touch Lesbians 

The female version of a "bromance;" women who have such a close friend relationship that they are basically gay for each other.
Jim: Missy and Jenna are so close!
Ted: Are they lesbians?
Jim: No, they're just super close friends.
Ted: Ah! So they're no-touch lesbians.
Jim: Indeed!
No-Touch Lesbians by mskeeter79 January 12, 2012

go touch yourself 

1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.

2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.
1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.

2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.

charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.
Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch
charmin touch by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

Air Touch 

When one makes a fist and raises it up in the air as a sign of friendship to another. Similar to a high-five, Air Touch is a more masculine physical and/or verbal expression.
That was a heavy party last night dude, bare jokes. Air Touch!
Air Touch by Sal-ee December 30, 2007

chunk touch

A sign that's similar to the touch or spud sign, but uses the "rock on" sign rather than a fist to touch. This is a common form of showing respect to a chunk, a mixture of chav and punk.
Example 1:
Immz: Dat outfit iz unique bruv.

Tania: Thanks!

Immz: Iz you a chunk?

Tania: Yeeah....

Immz: Chunk touch! Oh yeeeeeeah!

Example 2:
Immz: Those sunglasses are CHUNK bruv.

Ela: I'm not chunk.

Immz: Whatever, chunk touch! Oh yeeeeeah!

chunk touch by Immanuela June 24, 2008

Painters Touch 

A brand of rustoleum spray paint that is very easy to come by,it's also available in many different colors and is mostly favored by graffiti writers.
Fuck that color place shit,I want some painters touch.
Painters Touch by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010