ass touch

When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.

We love to play ass touch on the weekends.

by White Retard February 7, 2018

Touch red

Something said in a situation when coincidentally two people say the same word at the same time ,to add sort of humour to the conversation ; and the first person who touches a red- painted object gets good luck

Person A "I was watching a movie and the tea was piping ...."
Person B "Piping hot "

Person A "Hot!!"
Person A "touch red !!"

by Jane Austen April 15, 2020

touch of ejay

dirty, trashy, make dirty, make things seems like dirty/trashy

boy: his room is full of clutter

boy2: definitely had a touch of ejay...

by n1223d February 15, 2010

mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

by Bro 25 May 6, 2016

Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

by Derethad June 24, 2010

Poop touch

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”

“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”

by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021

The tummas touch

It's when a guy has a touch so good that he can make a girl wet at no time when he touches her. Thats called the tummas touch

Damn! That guy a took home last night had that touch u call, the tummas touch

by Tummas'touch April 17, 2017