tooks

A word describing someone who is fat, arrogant and 1 sided. Is someone who can only see their point of view even if it is wrong.

Hitler is such a tooks

by Habibby August 30, 2006

tool

a kid so desperate for friendship that he'd do anything to impress his friends. Also, his lack of confidence and individuality is a major turnoff to girls.

mark does dip to impress tyler, what a tool.

by itsamarioooooo! February 16, 2009

Mexican Toolbox

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others

I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox

by California Brown July 22, 2010

multi purpose everything tool

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.

I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition

by Russ Bus April 9, 2006

toolenate

n. toolenate - tool·in·ate

Spitting an amense amount of times while smoking a cigarette that you pretend to inhale.

"hey loser, you just toolenated!"

by Olga Shmelsa Mepray June 29, 2005

Tool-box

A person with no humor,someone with predictable humor which seems to have been taken straight out of a movie he just saw...a box, square, tool.

-If you are reading this and do not quite understand what I am talking about, you are most likely a tool-box.

-that guy just called me gross for farting in public...Ya, he sure is a tool-box.

-The guy at the party ran around all night yelling "fuck me beautiful" because he just saw American Pie on DVD and thought it would be funny to say that all night to pretty girls just like Stiffler...He is clearly a fucking tool-box.

by Jake T III December 24, 2008

[Tool]

Someone who does whatever people want him to do, goes out of their way to kiss ass, and sucks massive throbbing cock. Tools typically have queer fathers and very horny sisters.

Tb is an example of a Tool. P.S. you know what we should really do...

by Albanian Immigrant January 14, 2009