When Tony the turtle tried to find his father , he realized that his father left for a hot white middle schooler.
by Slim Jim of Torture December 13, 2016
Get the Tony the turtlemug. by C-GAMA November 15, 2019
Get the Warehouse Tonymug. Tony is the boy who works in tech. He enjoys coffee in the morning and after work drinks in the evening. He talks alot- so much- but he also listens to you. If he likes you, you're very lucky. He will try his best to make you happy. To most people he is confident, opinionated and headstrong. But to you he is sweet, considerate and a little dorky. Don't forget, he likes head pats and back scratches.
by alih2 April 20, 2023
Get the Tony yaomug. Of Italian Descent, Often lurking in Superannution Departments, known to fraud documents by signing on directors behalf.
by RAnton87 September 19, 2011
Get the Tony Palonymug. I've been trying to order forever sir.
Sorry we've been very busy tonight. Understaffed.
Whatever, I'll just take the Tony Viti.
Sorry we've been very busy tonight. Understaffed.
Whatever, I'll just take the Tony Viti.
by Murphdizz January 1, 2012
Get the Tony Vitimug. When someone gives a 1-3 worded
sarcastic response like "cool," "That's crazy," or "nice" to get you to stop talking to them.
sarcastic response like "cool," "That's crazy," or "nice" to get you to stop talking to them.
by Anire_is_zaddy November 30, 2021
Get the Tony Energymug. When six or more Italian fucks line up in a line and penetrate one another's assholes until finally connecting into one continuous ring. Then they begin to run as fast as they can, spinning in a circle. In this circle they pour gasoline on the person in front of them, and then light it on fire, and see who can reach orgasm before they burn to death
by Ryan_salerno May 30, 2016
Get the tony trainmug.