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Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.
That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.
by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010
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Fight Director

The person in a play, film or television show who choreographs the stage combat sequences, making sure they look realistic, but they're safe for the actors or stunt people involved. They may work un-armed, using hand to hand combat, or with weapons.
The fight director made sure that that final punch looked epic.
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Fight the Minotaur

After all those drinks, I must fight the minotaur.
by VJT August 23, 2010
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Fighting Foodons

(N.) The REAL Worst anime ever created.
How in the peanut butter and jelly bulls**t did Fighting Foodons make it to American TV?
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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cock fight

When two gays guys dipute over who has the biggest and tastiest cock.
Man the fuckin cock fight was gay.. Well no shit genius.
by The clit commander April 9, 2003
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fight song

a cheer or cheers used by various teams to 'pump up' competitors.

a song, chant, etc. used by a DNA prison inmate to spur oneself onward and upward to sex!
i made up a fight song about the 'one that got away' specifically to console myself!

a fight song is like a 'work song', used in times of great duress, such as trying to get sex!!

during the battle, he made up a rather blue fight song; which lingered long after he had made a total ass of himself!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
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Fight Club

An incredibly overrated book/film which, unfortunately, many people mistake as a work of art with great depth, intelligent satire, and important social/political messages. In actuality, it is an incredibly shallow, juvenile attempt at satire. Sort of like Voltaire for kiddies, minus the wit, subtlety, and depth beneath the surface.

Ironically enough, its leagues of (teenaged) fans often make the mistake of thinking that quoting Tyler Durden makes them special -- when one of the wannabe-nihilistic messages of the film is that "nobody is special".
Drooling Idiot: Dude, I just watched this movie called Fight Club, and it was totally awesome! Tyler Durden is so badass, and I love quoting him because it makes me feel special and original when people don't know what I'm talking about. Also, when people respond to it positively, often with another stupid Tyler Durden quote, I feel as though I can finally make a friend. Of course, Fight Club is horribly shallow, juvenile, and devoid of any real political or social meaning, but I'll try to justify liking it by talking about its so-called "anti-consumerist" message.

Educated Person: I love how you say Fight Club is anti-consumerist, when it's a very popular book with millions of copies printed, and was later adapted into a movie with a budget of over sixty million dollars and starring famous actors like Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.

Drooling Idiot: Yeah? Well, uh, you just don't get it! You're too dumb to understand the genius of Fight Club!
by BushEqualsCunt August 7, 2006
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