Fiscal Tits

A Natural Resource found on the Pregnant Human Female, Used during
harsh economic times... to replace cow milk.

Yo.. We just ran out of cow juice..
Can i come over your house and express some milk from your old ladies fiscal tits?

Sure but ya gotta pay double she's runnin' low...

by divewave December 31, 2012

tit sniffer

someone who likes the smell of sweaty tits, can be used as an insult or for praise.

fuck you tit sniffer.

by bill waffle December 23, 2008

Sweet as tits

A saying that is generally used to describe something that is considered to be awesome, whether it be an object or to simply express satisfaction, acceptance and approval of a certain situation by comparing it to female breasts.

Biff Wellington: "I can't wait to finish work and just kick back with a cold beer and watch the footy, it's going to be sweet as tits"

Jack Mehoff: "Dude! My new car is sweet as tits!"

Pat Hiscock: "Hey, man. Your penis enlarger just arrived in the mail..."
Mike Hunt: "Sweet as tits!"

by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah February 23, 2011

true tits

the same meaning as true

Gino: Yo that bud was tight
John: True tits yo

by draineddrummer04 May 12, 2009

tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.

"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009

bologna tits

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.

Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.

by mc hammer December 3, 2003

tit smash

What happens when a girl hugs you really tight from any direction.

Compression of tits = Tit Smash.

'So i was lying on the floor and this girl came and laid on top of me, total tit smash'

by SquallyWrath November 26, 2007