Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010

Wholesome Night

Endless amount of drinking and drugs on any given night, party till sunrise.

Let’s have a wholesome night

by Minhty March 13, 2022

night changes

Lose virginity

Last night I got night changes

by dirrrrrrectioner28 February 20, 2021

night tasker

Person or Persons hired to perform tasks for others, specifically either at night or during the day for people whose lives are most active at night. Paid Personal Fixer, Runner, Chef, Assistant.

I have a new job as a personal night tasker, LOL picking up my bosses dry cleaning and dropping off the dirty ones. She sleeps all day, but I make sure she is Haute every night.

by SaltWaterWoman May 31, 2014

night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.

While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.

by Night hampster June 29, 2017

Blardonay Night

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008

night cardio

sex at night

I'm in shape because im always doing cardio at night.

Jimmy is always doing night cardio. Jimmy is a savage.

by Jakethesnake1234 February 14, 2017