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(CUNT) C U Next Tuesday/Thursday! (CUNT)

by real bossfinn October 19, 2008

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Cunted

Something one step higher than fucked

-Was Zidane any good at football?
-Oh mate, he was cunted
OR
-Yeah Blue Planet may have been fucked, but Planet Earth was absolutely cunted.

by walking cunt January 13, 2009

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to flash ones vagina in a mans face as a joke.

"Mary was on the chair when she lifted her dress in Mark's face, cunting him good."

by Marcus Smith May 28, 2007

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cunt-ing: the act of hunting for girls in order to have sexy time. said girls are at certain times are referred to as "cunts"

Guys, gear up. It's cunting season!

by fishing wit dynamite January 1, 2011

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The after-dinner refreshment in a gentleman's club or society gathering.

'Geoffrey, I hear the Royal Society held a capital soiree, with the most exquisite selection of cunt. Not too pungent, or sloppy.'

'Indeed, Cavendish. The blonde niece of Barnabus was a particularly delectable morsel; tidy, clipped and with a dash of salty haddock. Father Roland almost wept.'

by Max Biggins August 3, 2012

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