I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Shanks

'Red-Haired' Shanks is the sexy scruffy ginger badass who is like the father figure of Luffy.

Damn this guy is so fucking cool. Wherever he walks, people fucking faint in his presence, and not because he probably smells like booze and the fucking sea.

He fucking let a guy smash him on the head with a bottle and he just laughed it off.

Damn this guy's self control is so fucking sick that he didn't chop that mountain bandit into a 1500 slice count package of man salami. He wields a sword called fucking Gryphon and once was in Roger's Crew and gave Luffy his straw hat, aka his namesake. That's right, if Shanks never existed, the rest of his crew would probably be fucking dead or suffering. He used to fight Mihawk a lot, and even let a Sea King bite his arm off, just for the future generation.

You can't beat a guy like Shanks.

Person 1: I think Katakuri is cool.
Person 2: Yeah, well you can't beat Shanks!
Person 1: OMG Shanks. I want to eat his lice.

by AkagamiEmperor January 24, 2021

To shanks

To snitch on someone

I met with the five elders to shanks you

by anonymous November 26, 2023

Shank

When you are shitting and wanking at the same time.

I feel like going for a shank.

by Jitler2 February 20, 2022

shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.

See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank

by GarryB March 22, 2017

shank

having a shit and a wank at the same time

i just took a shank
that shank was good
i love to shank

by uk G man June 17, 2008

shank

To succeed at something, eat something up, slay.

Girl, you shanked.

You are shanking in that dress right now.

That’s so shank.

by jessesgirl7 May 21, 2024