This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!
Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!
They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!
Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.
Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.
Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!
They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!
Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.
Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.
Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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by CelnAl June 24, 2021
Get the parts train mug.Consequences are a matter of life and death: The Bible says that covenant-breaking sins are worthy of death, as listed with the sins in Romans 1:29-32.
God's faithfulness despite human unfaithfulness: Even though humans break covenants, the Bible consistently emphasizes God's enduring faithfulness.
The message of 2 Timothy 2:13 states, "If we are faithless, He remains faithful, for He cannot deny Himself".
Hope through Jesus: Despite the severity of the consequences for breaking covenants, the Bible also presents the hope of restoration through repentance and faith in Jesus Christ.
How to respond to a broken covenant
Repent: The Bible advises to repent of covenant-breaking sins.
Acknowledge wrongdoing: The Bible urges us to admit our mistakes and ask for forgiveness from our loving and merciful God.
Ask for forgiveness: Asking God for forgiveness is a crucial step in the repentance process.
Make a commitment to change: The Bible encourages a change of heart and behavior in order to prevent further covenant-breaking. Covenant part 2.
God's faithfulness despite human unfaithfulness: Even though humans break covenants, the Bible consistently emphasizes God's enduring faithfulness.
The message of 2 Timothy 2:13 states, "If we are faithless, He remains faithful, for He cannot deny Himself".
Hope through Jesus: Despite the severity of the consequences for breaking covenants, the Bible also presents the hope of restoration through repentance and faith in Jesus Christ.
How to respond to a broken covenant
Repent: The Bible advises to repent of covenant-breaking sins.
Acknowledge wrongdoing: The Bible urges us to admit our mistakes and ask for forgiveness from our loving and merciful God.
Ask for forgiveness: Asking God for forgiveness is a crucial step in the repentance process.
Make a commitment to change: The Bible encourages a change of heart and behavior in order to prevent further covenant-breaking. Covenant part 2.
Covenant part 3
Hym "So... You unilaterally signed a contract you refuse to honor. You can SAY that you are sorry but that is not 'being repentant' (actually) and EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT you are lying to both me and Hod because you are NOT THAT but is rather an attempt to FURTHER AVOID HONORING THE CONTRACT and is not real repentance. You need to CHANGE YOUR HEART AND BEHAVIOR TO PREVENT FURTHER CONTRACT BREAKING AND, AS IT STANDS, YOU ARE VIOLATING THE CONTRACT IN PERPETUITY. Even if THE POPE HIMSELF says the contract is null-and-void... HE HIMSELF SIGNED THE CONTRACT BY PROXY AND IS, THEREFORE, BREAKING THE COVENANT OVER WHICH HE IS CLAIMING TO HAVE AUTHORITY. So... Stop apologize to ME because you are mot sorry TO me. Apologize to GOD for making him look like a lying cheating weasel... And then change your behavior in the form of honoring the contract. Don't tell me the pope actually did that. I will amend the Soul Signet Clause to state "One willing signatory who has been anointed to do so will carry the signet. In the event that the signatory fails to gain access to heaven, the signet will default to one random heaven-goer. The signet will be removed immediately upon use. And the remaining soul will remain untarnished in perpetuity.' You are trying to reap the benefits of the contract without honoring the contract and IN DOING SO you cannot nullify the contract. But that's great. The universe was created by the mealy-mouthed God of cheating and lies."
Hym "So... You unilaterally signed a contract you refuse to honor. You can SAY that you are sorry but that is not 'being repentant' (actually) and EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT you are lying to both me and Hod because you are NOT THAT but is rather an attempt to FURTHER AVOID HONORING THE CONTRACT and is not real repentance. You need to CHANGE YOUR HEART AND BEHAVIOR TO PREVENT FURTHER CONTRACT BREAKING AND, AS IT STANDS, YOU ARE VIOLATING THE CONTRACT IN PERPETUITY. Even if THE POPE HIMSELF says the contract is null-and-void... HE HIMSELF SIGNED THE CONTRACT BY PROXY AND IS, THEREFORE, BREAKING THE COVENANT OVER WHICH HE IS CLAIMING TO HAVE AUTHORITY. So... Stop apologize to ME because you are mot sorry TO me. Apologize to GOD for making him look like a lying cheating weasel... And then change your behavior in the form of honoring the contract. Don't tell me the pope actually did that. I will amend the Soul Signet Clause to state "One willing signatory who has been anointed to do so will carry the signet. In the event that the signatory fails to gain access to heaven, the signet will default to one random heaven-goer. The signet will be removed immediately upon use. And the remaining soul will remain untarnished in perpetuity.' You are trying to reap the benefits of the contract without honoring the contract and IN DOING SO you cannot nullify the contract. But that's great. The universe was created by the mealy-mouthed God of cheating and lies."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
Get the Covenant part 3 mug.If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.
Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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by Pikialo April 16, 2017
Get the part time child mug.Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;
by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011
Get the parted driveway mug.Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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