Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.

Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.

by Z329 July 18, 2022

Moist

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Moist

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Moist Hole

a vagina.

“Hey dude! Have you seen the picture of that girl’s moist hole?”

“Yeah! It was really nice!”

by the most “c” there is August 8, 2022

Moist

A pack of shitcunts

The supermarket was overrun with a Moist of shitcunted shitcunts buying all the dunny paper.

That parliament/congress is so full of shitcunts, it looks like a moist

by Chuck Wit Simpson April 28, 2020

Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

moist

1. something wet, or slightly soggy
2. a word people hate.

1- The floor is very moist right now.
2-

Person: "I hate the word Moist!"
Person (2): "Same."

by st4rr3y eyes October 22, 2023