Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence

That was a massive egg cooker by James

by Thundar August 3, 2007

Egg and Chips

A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".

"last night was good man, egg and chips for the first time in months"

by Jabbra December 14, 2012

Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.

Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

Spitting Eggs

saying nonsense

Person 1: I rode a ant to the moon
Person 2: You're spitting eggs bro

by Don'tAsk393939393 March 23, 2021

cow egg

somone who is a complete fucking idiot

joe: *does somthing stupid*
bob: joe your such a fucking cow egg

by sniper nate May 24, 2022

loose eggs

when something's out of its container

wow that sugar sitting there on the ground sure is loose eggs

by trotro's dad September 19, 2013