by Rmc0315 December 28, 2011

When a mom says something nice about her son and inadvertantly burns his friend in a way so clever that you wonder if it was actually intentional.
friend: "chris is a bad speller"
mom: "it's because he speaks french"
friend: "oh man, that was a total mom burn, I'd trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french"
mom: "it's because he speaks french"
friend: "oh man, that was a total mom burn, I'd trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french"
by observatori March 31, 2007

This comment is used when an onlooker observes two individuals having a conversation. When one of the two talking insults the other, the onlooker is expected to yell "Burn Almighty" to add significance to the derogatory comment. The onlooker that performs the "Burn Almighty" is free to add a point score.
Luis: But I looked it up! "Poesy" is what Titan called his poetry!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!
by HugeBreasticle March 25, 2005

The sharp pain in one's ear when they've drank too much carbonated liquid. usually applies to those who can't stomach their CO2
*Bob downs a Pepsi*
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha
by Slatte December 10, 2006

by Ana<3 October 27, 2008

The natural leader in the bunch sent his followers off on their mission with a final exclamation: "Burn it off, dudes."
by WestSideLuke January 7, 2007

When in the middle of anal intercourse with a lady older than 70 (who has chain smoked so much her once femiine voice has changed into a more masculine one) upon climax releases a gas that smells of sulfur which scorches your penis
by ohsnap@noway.com October 20, 2014
