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Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019
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grimsby breakfast

When you go down on a local Grimsby girl

in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week
by Faurplay2025 September 7, 2019
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Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.
Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.
by Covid Commander April 18, 2020
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Alex Breakfast

It is gross, we don't like it or its creator, it is vile and we will all drown in its filth. Your only hope is to run.
I killed myself because of alex breakfast
by Senor Buttckeek September 21, 2020
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Whiskey Breakfast

A Whiskey Breakfast is when you wake up from a night of drinking and continue drinking to beat the hangover. They can occur at home as soon as you drag yourself and the girl from the night before out of bed, or even at a restaurant.

The best way to honor a Whiskey Breakfast is to run around waking everyone up at a frat house Saturday morning and begin drinking games. If it is late enough, Whiskey Breakfasts are perfect with some delivery pizza.
Get your asses out of bed its time to start the party again! Everyone is having a Whiskey Breakfast and someone is cooking biscuits and gravy!
by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012
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Br-breakfast

While brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner. Br-breakfast is when you pull an all nighter and you've stayed up so late that the brinner has now changed into br-breakfast.
Broski, I stayed up so late last night that I skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead!
by johannestot July 30, 2011
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