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Boarding school

A place where Indian parents send their children to fucking die, and to get tortured by having no connection with the outside world and only study.
Indian mom: I am sending you to boarding school.
Indian child: NOOOOO WHY!!!!11!!
by uhhjustsomebody September 20, 2022
mugGet the Boarding schoolmug.

cheese board

a room full of cake. (woman's ass)
Yoo! We in a cheese board rn!
by Shepity September 1, 2022
mugGet the cheese boardmug.

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017
mugGet the goin on a board bendermug.

board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party
Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.
by Devinbam January 1, 2008
mugGet the board waxingmug.

Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
mugGet the Grease the High Boardmug.

tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.
yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear
by colbyzach September 27, 2021
mugGet the tail boardingmug.

pussy board

when people pull up chairs and play a game of monopoly a the scissor table
me and dad played pussy board while my mom and sister made us a scissor table
by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024
mugGet the pussy boardmug.

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