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Pleasure biking

To remove the seat of a bike and insert the rod into the ass or vagina
I went pleasure biking.

Want to go pleasure biking?
by Canidoiy September 28, 2017
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Bike

1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.

2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.

3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"

2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"

3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
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Bmx Bikes

Little kids bikes for grown ass men who still think they are cool.
John: Hey Will, you wanna go ride Bmx bikes, smoke weed, and down some Coronas?

Will: Nah I gotta work.
by Spiff masta 42069 September 11, 2022
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Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019
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Dumpster Bike

A bike found for free that another human has decided to put in a dumpster, donate and/or share the love of cycling to somebody else for free.

Dumpster bikes are often found street side on council pickups in certain areas in Australia. The council pickups are in some councils given to a selection of streets each week and allows people to put out roadside unwanted items that are destined to the refuse tip. These items are collected by the dumpster. It is common for people to drive around and pickup any items that take their fancy. This creates a system whereby people put out things for this purposes and not solely destined for the tip. What doesn’t get taken ends up at the tip.

The term Dumpster Bike was made cult by none other than Austin Reed - Colorado dingo legend that habitated in Sydney Australia for some say a wild period of time.

Austin ‘Dingo’ Reed would find dumster bikes frequently and share the love by firstly ‘dumsterising’ them and then giving them away to people with a new lease of life.

Dumsterising is simply using a black spray paint and crudely painting the majority of said found dumpster bike. Dumpsterising a bike in no way requires skill or meticulous work. In fact the opposite. Most dumpsterisations occur within 5-15 minutes of time.

The result is something that could be considered ‘hipster laissez-faire boho chic’.

To have seen, owned, ridden or even dumsterised a dumpster bike is a truly magnificent thing.
Hey, that’s a sick dumpster bike that Austin has.
by Tunadawgs November 15, 2020
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quad biked

To doggy fuck someone on all fours so ferociously they start to move
Alex quad biked Vicky so much she almost fell down the stairs
by tsidnfkcjed July 9, 2016
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Tandem-biking

The logistically difficult manoeuvre of walking as a couple whilst engaged in anal sex without withdrawing.
We were hard at it when we noticed the sunset; so we started tandem-biking over to the balcony.
by Shaartvark July 18, 2016
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