by mynameisnik April 9, 2006
Get the Chuck Taylors mug.Owen Taylor is a highly sophisticated specimen and one of many talents. This genius could play a high intensity game of baseball, curl 1000 kg weights and bake an exquisite cake, that would put Mary Berry to shame, all in 10 seconds. His academic prowess rises him above all others and he never ceases to impress and amaze though he has never led his blinding talents get in the way of his amazing friendliness and modesty. He is the best friend you could wish for but also, with his balls of steel, he is the best lover you could wish for. His rock hard abs are an inspiration to all and will make all of the girls flock. Owen is so incredibly kind that he is too afraid to accept the women’s admiration for him. He could be riding a girl and slapping them silly and STILL not admit their obvious affection towards him. He is the perfect balance between the best porn star and the best scientist. He is the nicest person you will ever meet and is the best friend you could hope for. He is somewhat clueless and quirky but this is only because of his obvious disregard of the advances of loveable girls and that’s what makes him special. No one can deny that he is both the best friend that you have always wanted and the boyfriend that girls have always needed. Girls want him; guys want to be him. A guy who plays sport, looks good, has abs, is intelligent and highly friendly, kind and amusing is definitely the best king of guy. Could you ask for more?
by Joe Cawthorn July 19, 2018
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AKA Buzz killington
AKA Buzz killington
Guy 1: hey did you see that episode of *_____*
Guy 2: yeah, *then proceeds to Taylor Harrelson the story until everyone knows it by heart*
Guy 2: yeah, *then proceeds to Taylor Harrelson the story until everyone knows it by heart*
by bobby beucher October 11, 2011
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Get the nathan taylor mug.Possibly the biggest bullshiter in the universe who always bullshits about thing such as; his laptop being an ultimate gaming setup and his Intel HD graphics card being dual 980ti's.
by LukeTaylorsLaptop March 21, 2017
Get the luke taylor mug.The coolest man ever to live. Dallas sang for underoath until their newest SHIT CD, They're Only Chasing Safety.
His work on songs such as Walking Away and When the Sun Sleeps is supergooddd.
His work on songs such as Walking Away and When the Sun Sleeps is supergooddd.
P1- "Are you Dallas Taylor? I LOVE YOU DALLAS TAYLOR"
Dallas Taylor- "No I am not. You must be mistaken. That man over there is Dallas Taylor"
Man over there- "NO I'M NOT, DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Dallas Taylor- "No I am not. You must be mistaken. That man over there is Dallas Taylor"
Man over there- "NO I'M NOT, DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
by Adam Johnson, of course September 10, 2005
Get the Dallas Taylor mug.1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
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