hot taco

When someone, preferably a male, farts the most rancid and burning fart into a woman's vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Sometimes the mixture of seamen and fart can cause massive confusion in the woman that will lead her to kick you swiftly in the groin.

Tovey couldn't find his nuts days after he layed a hot taco in to Patricia's sweet n' salty Poon-tang.

by eltomlo October 10, 2008

taco stand

the female equivalent of a sausage fest.

"Dude, that John Mayer concert was a total taco stand."

by Gearmond January 3, 2009

sausage taco

when a man sticks his penis in a womans vagina it makes a sausage taco

Jims mom and I make the best sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

Del Taco

The very best fast food restaurant ever.

I cant wait until tuesdays to rush down to Del Taco for a wonderful Taco-Tuesday

by bigblondburlyboy October 5, 2005

Taco Belly

The feeling you get when you eat a shitload of Taco Bell and can barely walk because your stomach is full of Grade F beef and Refried Bean Paste.

Dude I ate 6 Grilled Stuft Burritos, walked out of Taco Bell and nearly shit myself because I had a huge Taco Belly.

by Bloated Bastard June 11, 2006

Taco Bitch

Some stupid bitch who fucks with your tacos.
Or

Who eats tacos like its there job and probably is.

Darren:Did you see that?
Liana:Yeah what a taco bitch.

by wtflolmanboobs January 25, 2009

Taco Tuesday

Cunalingus followed up by sex on a Tuesday.

The wife and I both didn't have work on Tuesday so we had Taco Tuesday for funch.

by UglyToo April 29, 2014