The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.
by Bed Making September 15, 2022
Get the Texas Tuckmug. by CRRAMS😘 August 1, 2018
Get the Tucking nastymug. Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015
Get the One-hand tuckmug. by Fabe DaDon November 14, 2023
Get the tucking wavesmug. by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021
Get the it tuckmug. by Hdjshdiehdud April 9, 2019
Get the Tuck awaymug. Dude I was trying to get some of my gf's good good an she fkin tuck blocked me man.
Oh dude that's rough. I get tuck blocked all the time by my gf. She just likes tucking her shirts in.
Oh dude that's rough. I get tuck blocked all the time by my gf. She just likes tucking her shirts in.
by iiimperatrice June 16, 2016
Get the tuck blockmug.