by gQ0zx July 11, 2011
Get the Top Dishin in the Mission mug."When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."
"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011
Get the Top-sighted mug.A "top story" in you live feed on Facebook that is particularly dull or irrelevant. Often these are ambiguous posts that only the poster can understand, or posts by those people you have never talked to in real life that always invite you to play some Facebook game.
Some girls status post: "Everything happens for a reason, even if we aren't happy about it. And now that you aren't in my life, I don't have to deal with your shit, besides I do better without you.
Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.
Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.
by strobe surge November 4, 2011
Get the Top Borey mug.is reference to people who are not relatively attractive who like to have group intercourse or like to have unconventional intercourse in the presence of others.
At the weekend they have a keen interest in top room activities
Im not interested in top room action
They are complete top roomers
Im not interested in top room action
They are complete top roomers
by annonnamouse November 7, 2011
Get the Top Room mug.a metaphorical expression used by those who prefer cheap, locally distilled vodka to be administered rectally.
omar: hey grant, how was layin' the pipe bro?
grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!
omar: will do! get the funnel.
grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!
omar: will do! get the funnel.
by caldwells November 8, 2012
Get the top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug mug.Now that Facebook is doing a Top 8 friends on your timeline, similar to MySpace, only this time its sort of a randomized top 8, you're a Top 8 Slut when at least one person you've had sex with always shows up in your randomized Top 8.
Applies to both men and women.
Applies to both men and women.
by honkbert July 2, 2012
Get the Top 8 Slut mug.The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.
by A. Ovechkin October 17, 2015
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