The act of an infuriating, needless foul while playing a football game such as fifa or pro evo. Usually while the opponent is through on goal. Such action usually results in a violent verbal attack on the offender and a virtual red card.
Martin Tyler: "Oh, HES THROUGH ON GOAL HERE!"
" That was a rather reckless challaenge whats he going to do?"
Offended player: "What in the F***"
Person standing watching: "What happened?"
Offended player: "He f****** tom robbinsed me again.."
" That was a rather reckless challaenge whats he going to do?"
Offended player: "What in the F***"
Person standing watching: "What happened?"
Offended player: "He f****** tom robbinsed me again.."
by Schcufflesz November 1, 2009
Get the Tom Robbinsedmug. Similar to Tom Foolery by name.
A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.
A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.
OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.
TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
by Launchpad13 May 26, 2009
Get the Tom Fictionmug. The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out
Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!
by IlikeCHEESEalot November 9, 2011
Get the Tom Smithmug. by Balllickerbrown May 23, 2022
Get the Tom MacDonaldmug. Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.
by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017
Get the tom slagmoremug. Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!
Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”
Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”
Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
by WR fan September 16, 2020
Get the Tom Clarksonmug. The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
by Fraser94 March 6, 2016
Get the Papa Tommug.