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Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman in which they assume a 69 position yet instead they eat the respective persons ass and then proceed to make out after the ass eating is concluded.
Me and Pat were doing some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and I felt very evil afterwards?
by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024
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Ultimate Frisbee

Ultimate Frisbee is the most ass and gay sport. The players of the game love the game even though it is the most counter-intuitive shit ever. I mean, you STOP when you catch the frisbee??? Also the name is stupid too. They really had to say how the game was ultimate.
by average heretic March 8, 2023
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The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
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The ultimate power couple

Simon & Osha are the ultimate power couple
by Hiilma November 20, 2020
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hanzo ultimate

Hanzo : My ultimate is ready

Genji : shut up asshole no one likes hanzo ultimate
by Hanzo is a little bitch December 13, 2016
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Ultimate Bullride

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.
by cocknockers January 24, 2009
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Ultimate X

(n00b) - his skills and stash are godly
(1337) - thats cuz hes Ultimate X
by Ultimate X August 12, 2004
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