post secret

The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.

Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.

by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011

emo secret santa

When a collection of mix tapes are put together and then distributed to others. The object of this is for emo kids to meet each other through this pussy method of introduction.

After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan

also known as to smoke marijuana

"Hey Jarred, do you want to stop my place to help me reveal the Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan?"

by James April 20, 2005

The Terrible Secret Of Space

The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.

The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

shrubbs secret shrubb

the best spotify playlist ever made. talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.

OMG! I like TOTALLY wanna climb into shrubbs secret shrubb tonight!

by pissbabymilf February 27, 2021

Thor's Secret Power

Thor's Secret Power is when the act of wrapping metal around an Erectile Dysfunction patient to "help them out".

It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.

P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.

Enjoy your shock therapy

You should have the "Thor's Secret Power" for that erectile dysfunction, It works WONDER WONDERS.

by SomeGuyUwu June 30, 2022

grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.

"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.

by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016