Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014

Open Seating

Mooning, intentional or otherwise

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.

by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009

A window seat

To be fired from a FIFO position.
When you are fired you get on the next plane out of town, which is empty because it's not fly out day. So luck you, you get the window seat.

Oh did you here about Robbo?

Yeah, I hear they gave him a window seat.

by Nah, Yeah nah June 15, 2023

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

side seat sally

A female passenger in your car whose always telling you that you drive too slow, your turning too fast, controls your radio, and generally critiques everything you do while driving. Often times calling you a grandpa when your in your mid 30s.

Meghanns such a side seat sally but won't drive the car herself. Just tells me im a grandpa behind the wheel all the time.

by PJohns3372 January 21, 2024

passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.

“Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”

by anonymous August 3, 2024

Bleaker seats

The mid section between nose bleed section and,(OR) high nose (sideline section) of an NFL stadium seating arrangement. Preferably known as mid section seating.

I got tickets to the lions game! "Bleaker seats are the best!"

by Defiant definition November 21, 2019