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Jonas

"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"
by Famous Austrian Painter September 26, 2023
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Jonas

Definitely the best looking boyfriend a girl could have. Very muscular, handsome, nice character and a great sense of humor.
He is also very intelligent and knows how to deal with problems.
And about this rumors about the short dick he's showing on younow: They aren't true. The were written by a jealous Peter who lost his girlfriend because of Jonas.
Girl 1: Hey, I finally have a boyfriend!
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Jonas!
Girl 2: Oh this awesome guy?! Oh I'm so jealous on you!
by Steakhamburger January 2, 2017
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Jona

Doing a Jona, is when someone older is dating a younger person. The point at which it is not illegal but not right.
J: Ooh I am going to the disco tonight
S: Oh really?
J: Yep
S: Dont do a Jona!!!
J: Hahahah I won't
by bigbootydownlatinas August 14, 2023
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Jona

Jona is a person that is very cool, he is also addictet to smoking and loves to drink beer.
If you know a Jona you definitely have to go partying with him
Tim: Hey Jona, let’s drink a beer!
Jona: Shut up Tim, not with you
by GarimRottUhl November 24, 2021
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Jonas

the sexiest guy alive and Has the biggest cock and knows how to fuck
Girl: Omg jonas fucked me soo good I still can”t use my legs
by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025
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Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.
"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"
by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 24, 2021
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