shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017

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booger scope

When a camera is aimed up at someone's nose.

These youtoube videos are so amateur, tons of booger scope shots.

by Richard Normus June 17, 2022

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mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

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cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

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smeh booger

A booger that is blown out and ejected from the nostril without a handkerchief or tissue, usually by blowing out of one nostril while the other is pressed shut.

“Smeh” is an onomatopoeia for the sound made when the nose is forcibly blown.

“Jerry didn’t have a tissue, so he blew a smeh booger that landed on the teacher’s plate.”

by Tater Bater May 19, 2023

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