Buffalo bagels

Bullshit.

Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.

by DarthFlyer November 26, 2021

bageler

Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.

That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.

by bageler123 November 17, 2015

Bagel Bottom

A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.

“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”

Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.

“Yea”

Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.

by PannyRipper August 2, 2024

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

The Bagel

Something that has everything.

Damn she the bagel !!

This playlist is the bagel

by The_Warl0ck May 27, 2024

double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.

WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.

by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 1, 2020

burg bagel

The act of warming up a bagel, spreading cream on it, and proceeding to have intercourse with it.

After whipping them nando boys ass, i went home to my lovely burg bagel.

by burgbagel September 19, 2019