fat person who eats pop tarts

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

Tart

A word that British people (more people aged 30+ and female) use to call someone stupid.

Woman 1: “Gemma tripped on the patio door frame yesterday and smacked her head on the patio tiles”
Woman 2: “What an absolute tart”

by Bi’ish chav September 6, 2019