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These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.

These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.

Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
by Missy M August 29, 2005
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Oily Tartz

Alternative name for 'Orly Taitz', lawsuit junkie, dentist, realtor, alleged shemale and queen of the 'Birfers', the nutcases who think President Barack Obama is not a natural-born American citizen because they wet the bed.
"Orly Taitz. Oily Tartz. Never heard of this person so I googled her and it seems she's a lawsuit junkie..." - Slightly Dark Francis, Yahoo! Answers.

"So you were another of the little blinkies that got sucked in by the Oily Tartz birth cert? Good for you." - Slightly Dark Francis, Yahoo! Answers.
by rxnxr August 3, 2009
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tarter

a male tart. a male charmer that sleeps around.
He is such a tarter charming all the girls.
by charming doll January 27, 2011
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tartan

The Academy of the Holy Cross' mascott with two different meanings:

1. A female warrior (even though the picture on the WCAC sign in all the WCAC schools is of a male warrior)

2. Plaid cloth

-or if you're a cool kid-
3. A female warrior dressed in plaid
Even though it isn't the best mascott, the AHC Tartans are better than you!
by AHC is better than your school December 25, 2005
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Tarte Tropezienne

Older wealthy women most often in Leopard skin attire, carrying fashion accessory small white dog desperately trying to look young. Most often seen in St Tropez.

Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.
At first I thought she was young but when I got closer I could see that she was just a Tarte Tropezienne stinking of expensive perfume and mincing along in high heels.
by Aquarama December 27, 2010
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tartent

The visible result of getting an erection while wearing a kilt.
While everyone was sporting their family tartans, Graham was clearly sporting a tartent.
by imanxman September 23, 2015
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TartClan

the clan that revolves around pop tarts and has a divine being which is also a pop tart. Their founders are TartPriest, TartFather, TartBrother, and MacinTart. they play a game called Werewolf Online and as of 12/10/18 we have about 20-30 members
O LORD AND SAVIOR OF THE TART, WE SHALL GIVE YOU A SACRIFICE OF THE BLASPHEMOUS TOAST FROM THE HOLY TARTCLAN
by ooooooooFFFFFFFFoooFF December 10, 2018
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