Vertical stick

A mondegreen, or commonly misheard lyric, in Lady Gaga's song "Bad Romance," which is supposedly a reference to the penis.

The true lyric is "vertigo shtick" as an homage to the Alfred Hitchcock movie "Vertigo," but is often misheard by many because of the intrinsic desire to find (perhaps intentional) innuendo in the media.

Stupid person whose idea of good music resides exclusively within top 40 radio: "(sings) I want your psycho, your VERTICAL STICK! LOLOL LADY GAGA IS SO CLEVER, AS AM I! VERTICAL STICK MEANS PENIS!!"

Person 1: "I want your psycho, your vertical stick!"
Person 2: "It's 'vertigo stick', dumbass. Lady Gaga's songs are seeping with lyrical brilliance. 'Vertical stick' is so moronic and SO below her level of amazingness."

by Boniqua Aginaville January 5, 2010

beef stick

a pet name for ur penis

anton- i hit that bitch with my beef stick

by kiko March 8, 2005

stick a fork in it

1) A state of completion.

2) To be completely destroyed or defeated.

Stick a fork in it, it's done.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

by eugene February 7, 2004

stick toy

An object, usually a female, of male gratification.

Yo Mitchell, I hear you got a new stick toy.

by monkey toes January 21, 2004

Ultimate Stick Fighting

Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.

Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

suicide stick

slang for cigarette

Coined due to fact cigarettes cause a slow death.

"Hey can I bum a suicide stick?"

by Wolfey866 April 25, 2009

GREASE STICK

When you eat alot of greasy food (ex. pizza, fried chicken,bacon etc...) and the shit slides out of your ass like a newborn.

While taking a dump a grease stick slid out of your ass so fast that your asshole didn't have time to slam shut and the water entered your ass within a milisecond.

by Greggski December 27, 2008