Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

Tim sweater

A Tim sweater is a sweater with one color, this may include a logo of motive of some sort.
The Tim sweater is recognisable by the material used on the inside of the sweater. This needs to be soft and warm to the touch.

Person 1: "He has a lovely Tim sweater"
Person 2: "Yes! What brand is it?"
Person 1: "Pull & wqBear probably"

by tieslover123 March 13, 2020

Water Sweater

What you wear after taking a shower or bath also see bath robe

Just got out of the bath and my Water Sweater is soft and warm.

by viHartFan April 24, 2020

Man Sweater

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.

“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”

by Farting4Days May 6, 2020

Fuzzy Sweater

When a girl stops shaving her pubes.

She asks you if you want to put on a fuzzy sweater.

by fire crotch canon September 21, 2020

droopy sweater

a piece of shit loser that nobody cares about

hey, have you ever heard of droopy sweater on twitter.com?

who?

by droooopy March 9, 2021

Brown Sweater

when you dick is covered in poo

"god damn that hoe gave me a brown sweater" " Mom loves to give my bro brown sweaters all the time"

by ninjafighter157 March 26, 2021