surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

by redheads are hot May 8, 2020

surferhead

Someone who's head is constantly spinning that they have to communicate with expressive hand movements and mouth noises.

Guy 1: So the car went *BOOSH* and I had to run like *PHEW*
Guy 2: What a surferhead.

by KingKannibal August 21, 2020

surgarbear

Kenny and Dana’s love

Dana loves Kenny like a surgarbear

by Kennythechode October 31, 2020

Surfer

A stereotypical low class doobie smoking pothead.

That surfer is pretty good shaka pipeline.

by __pseudonym__ October 8, 2020

Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

sergery

Refers to da removal of fancy-pants clothing using da "slit and snip" method, rather than carefully/tediously undoing buttons, zippers, lacings, hooks, snaps, etc., da way you usually would when undressing someone.

Sergery is usually employed in two specific instances: either when a "dressed to da nines" Mr. BigRich requires an urgent medical operation and thus da hospital-workers do not have time to remove his costly panoply, or else someone who's overly full of himself has tried has fellow humans'' patience once too often, and so they wish to "take him down a notch or two" by destructively ridding him of his gaudy fabrics so dat they can re-dress him in more common-folks' attire. Think what Robin Hood and his Merry Men did to the sheriff of Nottingham when they captured him in Sherwood Forest.

by QuacksO December 23, 2020

Surereln

A type of medicine typically used to treat migraines in 3rd world countries.

Yo billy, hand my that vial of surereln

by A-134donctor December 27, 2020