strat

a guy who betrays his friends;
a guy that gets into other people's lives;
a guy that ruins friendly relationships between people;

Jim, you're being such a strat; flirting with all my friends in front of me is just wrong.

by thecrazyjoker October 23, 2010

startled the witch

To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed

Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.

by Kodiak1985 February 20, 2009

Dire Straits

"To Dire Strait someone"

Getting rid of dates gone boring or irritating 'friends' by playing air guitar on minute long solos from overrated songs like 'Romeo and Juliet' or 'Telegraph Road'.

"She was going on and on about her mother so in the end I had to Dire Strait her..."

"I simply used the Dire Straits Method and away he was..."

by Geoff Wode April 20, 2006

Strat Swagger

Similar to its coined root term "Swagger" which is defined as the certain manner in which someone conducts themselves in both walk, talk, and general style; "Strat Swagger" may be used in place of "Swagger", given the following conditions are present: A) The individual being referred to as having "Strat Swagger" must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to underage members of the opposite sex. B) Younger members of the opposite sex must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to them. C) They must maintain at all times a level of energy noticeably higher than any other person in the room at one time. D) They must enjoy at least a handful of songs which they listen to publically from every single genre of music in existence. E) They must either own, or want to own subwoofers in their personal vehicle so as other people may be given warning of their approach. F) 95% of their Facebook profile pictures must have been taken candidly from a crazy party or dance event. G) They must go to college and love the college scene.

"Wow, the DJ of this party is crazy! Can you see the level of strat swagger in his walk?

by merristrain November 10, 2009

Startitus

The, sometimes strong, desire or urge to cast on (start) multiple knit projects without having completed ones already started.

Sometimes knowns as the Startitus Virus.

I have a really bad case of Startitus this week, I cast on for three new projects!!

by A.Knitter March 30, 2010

startle drops

startle drops: (star-til-drops)
when someone gets startled and subsequently drops what they are holding

v - startle dropped, startle dropping,

I passed him quickly and he saw my dress and he got startled and dropped his beer. I feel bad for him but I'm not reponsible for his startle drops.

She got a case of the startle drops after an argument rattled her so the carpet really took a hit that night

by fancysoup March 29, 2011

Straatmate

Origin: South Africa

STRAATMATE or straat meit is basically someone that dates/sleeps around similar to a player or hoe. You could say calling someone a straatmate is equivalent to saying someone "belongs to the streets."

"Do you still like Karabo, Palisa?"

"No, not anymore. He's such a straatmate, they broke up with him like a week ago meanwhile he told me he was single, never again."

by Xholani June 8, 2022