Stoner's Lap

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.

Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.

by JollySmoker July 26, 2010

stoner flipping

Smoking weed after taking ecstasy and vice Versa.

Yo I was stoner flipping last night and started seeing patterns

by Saso2004 November 10, 2022

Stoner the loner

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends

I got the weed from stoner the loner

by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016

Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

by EyeJuan December 1, 2010

Retired stoner

Someone that no longer smokes pot but still lives the way a stoner would

That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years

by Guarmine February 16, 2017

macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.

He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.

by Digger mama December 12, 2013

psuedo stoner

An annoying, usually very young, boy or girl on the internet that has either never smoked weed, or has only done so once. Pseudo stoners use the words "bro," "nigga," and "bruh" on a daily basis.

"That dude is a psuedo stoner, man."

by youfoundher February 6, 2015