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the stevening

A time in the evening when you send some random ass bullshit to Steve. This may cause confusion and discomfort.
Send that to Steve! It`s time for the stevening.
by Flapper007 June 21, 2021
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Lake Stevens High School

located in Lake Stevens Washington, famously known because it is where Chris Pratt the actor went to HIgh School but other than that it is a shithole school that has nothing to show besides the sport teams. it has uncaring staff who only care about their paycheck except the very few who actually care, the food here is just plastic disguised as food.
"hey want to go to Lake stevens high school?" says Robert
"Yeah sure! it'll definitely be a relief from cavelero! I heard they have cool teachers and even had the famous actor of Chris Pratt." Brandon replies
Two years later;
"Man, I fucking hate this place!" both robert and Brandon proclaim. "Lets fucking do homeschool next year or something"
by Debbie Stalder June 5, 2023
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Steven

Um... I don't really know him but hey, i hear... that he is a vampire and I do have very reliable sources... Yes you know who you are.
by Captain Kokie July 15, 2008
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Steven

An Antisocial metal head. Hates people but is also uncomfortable around them. Has had a ton of bad experiences in his life. Loves alcohol and sex. Is extremely smart with an individual sense of humor. Super kinky
That quiet kid is a Steven. Don't get in a relationship unless u like hells music and strange kinks.
by Kitty234 June 11, 2017
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Steven

The act of mastubation. Word derived from the famous chemist who had a reputation for the aforementioned act.
Can I use your computer I really need a steven
by thesweetsmellofsuccess December 7, 2010
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Steven

The subject of a particularly cruel prank.

Made popular by an episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor titled Vehicular Manslaughter (S01E07) which guest starred actor/comedian Michael Ian Black.
"He looks like a Steven to me!"
by Dejackamo Von Rictor July 20, 2008
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Steven

A person who is usually awfully annoying, likes to brag, and fails at video games. Also, will encourage others that he is indeed superior at technology and will hack their computers. Will use words that you obviously won't understand and will make fun of the fact that you don't know it.
Person 1 : Dude, did you watch Mythbusters last night?

Person 2 : I was too busying plying Crysis and hacking your computer

Person 1 : Dude, you can't hack or play for SHIT.

Person 2 : JUST BECAUSE MY COMPUTER IS BETTER THAN YOURS, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT

Person 1 : Shut up, stop being such a steven.

An example of a what a steven would say :
OMFG I GOT NEW GAMEZ CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE KK?
by themorpheuskk1 March 18, 2009
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