1. The action of a person who updates their status on a social networking website far too often.
2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.
2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.
1. I thought she was really hot, until i added her as a facebook friend and discovered she was chain statusing about what was happening on The Hills every 35 seconds.
2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.
2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.
by LordIronfist December 21, 2009
Get the Chain Statusing mug.You have What they call A-Status. Non Like G-Status which is normally used in everyday life when someone is "Pimpin' tha Pen". But A-Status is Given by god to one of the few females that are a Ride-or-die chick. A female that is 'here to stay'.
(Ex.1) Rick James asks, "Damn. Is that a Dime?"
God answers, "No my good Sir. She's one of the few Female companions, that still have A-Status."
(Ex.2)A real girlfriend doesn't complain while her boyfriend is on his PS3 She sits there and yells "Omg kill him bby" :)
God answers, "No my good Sir. She's one of the few Female companions, that still have A-Status."
(Ex.2)A real girlfriend doesn't complain while her boyfriend is on his PS3 She sits there and yells "Omg kill him bby" :)
by xXSukMeDryXx May 12, 2011
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by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011
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Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
Get the Boner Status mug.A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.
It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.
It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.
Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.
by MarcusDonovinius May 23, 2011
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The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.
by J-Darsh March 14, 2009
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