Squeech

Opposite of chode.

Long Slender Penis.

Dude you have a fucking squeech AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by Charlie the Panda June 22, 2008

squeefer

The act of a woman queefing in their partner's mouth for pleasure. It is usually a quick act unless the woman has a ton of air in her vagina.

I went down on Sally just in time to catch her squeefer in my mouth

by Atrain.caboose May 1, 2008

dill-squeege

A person sharing traits of both a dildo and a squeege.

"Dorian is a real fuckin' dill-squeege..."

by K_Slack December 5, 2003

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

squeege

(Noun) - Someone that has a low moral compass when it comes to furthering themselves. They are willing to tattletale, lie or set you up.

Don't trust Brad. He'd throw his own mother under the bus because he's a squeege.

by Shell -Shell January 3, 2021

Uneasy Squeeze

When someone, any age or sex, holds their hand on your bare leg as you attempt to complete a dump.

Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011