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voyeur stranger

When you sit on your dick and hand to make them numb then masturbate to feel like your not involved in any action at all.

Refer to "The Stranger" and "The Reverse Stranger"
Man I plan on meeting a voyeur stranger tonight.
by Anom24887536 June 27, 2017
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Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
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Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
by Edubz October 5, 2017
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Wookie Stranger

When a wookie rips the arms off of one or more creatures or droids in order to give himself a satisfying hand job.
Man, I feel sorry for that bounty Hunter who got the Wookie Stranger treatment.
by DirtyJedi April 21, 2018
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Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.
“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me
by 1001zzz January 5, 2019
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Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK
by 1001zzz January 5, 2019
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