Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

by nigelburns July 9, 2018

Spoonbill

Redneck version: A dumb, or lazy worker

That’s one lazy spoonbill..

by Redneck worker October 5, 2018

Scoonancled

When your riding your scooter and your scooter magically swings around and hits you in the ancle

I was riding my scooter and I got Scoonancled it hurt soo bad man

by Heyyuu February 8, 2019

Spoon

How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.

"Whats a spoon?"

"shut up"

by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019

Spoon Bath

Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.

Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!

by Millrat23 July 20, 2019

spoonbahn

a kid who steals everyone’s spoons and is pakistan and indian and communist

ur a spoonbahn

by spoonbahn April 18, 2019

spoogay.sophie

sophie charles account on instagram.

follow spoogay.sophie on instagram.

by chickennuggetsauce October 31, 2019