sploonsh

When you squeeze a sponge and cry

The definition is I had a sploonsh yesterday

by Sween x February 16, 2024

Sploonk

A racist slur used by aliens against the human race in order to insult every human being regardless of sex, race, height, weight, mental ability, or gender.

"Zip-Zorp the destroyer just called earthlings a "Sploonk" and has now caused an intergalactic war against both planets."

by PCPGuy March 15, 2024

Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.

Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.

by Munching Munter March 28, 2024

Shploozey

Another word for pussy or coochie. Can also be shortened to "shplooz" as a shorthand abbreviation.

I was at Jess's house last night, and you better belive I was all up in that shploozey.

by shploozmaster April 16, 2024

Sploober

The sound your mouth makes when you raspberry and babies spit.

If you raspberry it’s says Sploober

by Suxkaniqqadixkorsome December 6, 2024

Sploosh-Button

The Male G spot.

“Dude… last night that chick hit my sploosh-button”

by MikeCashen January 2, 2025

Sploogemeghu

When you ejaculate into a females anus and urinate afterward then proceed to insert the penis and thrust uncontrollably

Oh my gosh he just “sploogemeghued in me 🦧🦧

by Meggahaggit January 18, 2025