spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw September 22, 2016

Spicy chicken deluxe

When you want someone really bad you use this term to turn them on.

Hey you want a spicy chicken deluxe.

by Big Sesy December 30, 2018

spicy apple pie

Improperly called "Angry Balls," this is an exquisite adult beverage that is comprised of Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider.

Person 1: Do you want some Angry Balls?
Person 2: Angry Balls? What is that?
Person 1: Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed together in deliciousness.
Person 2: That is not called Angry Balls. You are wrong. Don't ever call it Angry Balls again. It is called a Spicy Apple Pie.
Person 1: Oh, ok!
Person 3 (after trying Spicy Apple Pie): Now that's a spicy apple pie!

by Prof. Munchie December 15, 2014

3 Piece Spicy

A combination of 3 consecutive punches to the face or elsewhere. The combination of punches usually consists of a left, right, left.

He was talking shit to me so I caught him with a 3 piece spicy.

by ghubbz36 July 11, 2016

Spicy straight

A straight person with a queer sense of style and humor

Look at lilly's style, they are a 💫spicy straight💫

by Noaaaaaah January 28, 2021

spicy boots

Only the craziest apple eating person ever, wears the sweetest shades that anyone will see

"who the hell took a bite out of my apple?"
"It was spicy boots.....AGAIN!"

by CHS cafe March 18, 2008

Spicy meatball

When you dip your penis in marinara sauce before sex.

Mike: last night Michelle and I tried a spicy meatball.
Pete: Mama Mia!

by Denniz December 15, 2016