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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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Southern Fu

The martial art is taught by working-class identity, connection to nature and outdoor activities, strong community loyalty, and humility.

Some of the practices include: karate chopping beer/soda cans without touching any other surface when swinging. Meditation in a trash can will aid the individual with resilience and self-control from random things being tossed into it. Palming an empty or partially filled box in different directions will aid the individual with the process of deflection from close encounter weapons.

The derogatory term is "Redneck Fu", this version is lighter and nicer.
Jimmy over there has learned that Southern Fu. It's wild.

I was practicing my Southern Fu the other day.
by Hidn07 September 21, 2025
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Southern Living

a widely read lifestyle magazine aimed at readers in the Southern United States
Southern Living regularly features floorplans, and over the magazine's history, a number of these have become popular home styles in the Southeast.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Southern Living

a widely looked at lifestyle magazine aimed at readers in the Southern United States featuring recipes, house plans, garden plans, information on soil erosion, and information about Southern culture and travel.
n 2001, Southern Progress Corporation started a party-plan direct marketing company called Southern Living at Home.6 The products available at the parties include exclusive lines of home accessories and dishware seen in or inspired by Southern Living as well the various books and magazines produced by the company.
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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southern curry

n. ejaculating in to another's mouth, and forcing them to hold the semen for an extended period of time.
Ivan- "Hey, babe. It would be awesome if you held in a southern curry for an hour"
Felica- "Okay, we can try that."
by boast_theToaster September 30, 2014
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southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.
by DoItInTheSouth August 22, 2022
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southern bass

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles
I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!
by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018
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