Southern Chimpanzee

Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.

Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee

by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024

southern pucker

Southern pucker (noun) another word for anus/asshole/butthole/brown eye

He inserted his penis into her his southern pucker :)

by the italian stallion May 3, 2016

Southern Parking

(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.

Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."

Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"

Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"

Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."

Bobby "Oh."

Jimbo "Fuck you."

by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011

Southern Boomer

Typically an older person who is from, or probably still lives in, the southern states-Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Carolinas, and Louisiana. They speak with a heavy southern accent saying things with an overly dramatized draw in tone. They are often very rude, selfish, do not know how to cook anything other than fried food, eat out too much, drink alcohol or sweet tea constantly, are overweight, ugly, and white. They are just as selfish and narcissistic as all the other boomers in the world but the southerners are much more uneducated, racist, fake, judgemental, and out of touch with the modern world. And they are likely to make threats if you cross them in any way.

They will speak nasty and rude if you cross a southern boomer and find anything or anyone in their path because they are mostly miserable. A Boomer from South Carolina said, "Scat, scat, scat aawwfff myyyy property or I'm goinaaa git fittin taa git real pissed awfff cuz I AM Suuthhhhern and i dont care bout yewww."

by ZenNikki December 22, 2022

Southern Afro

A large bush in the pubic region of the body.

Sheda needs to go and get waxed, her Southern Afro is huge.

by Rattakus August 6, 2010

Southern Waterfall

An innuendo regarding getting a woman wet.

Southern refers to how the vagina is down below (as South is down). Waterfall refers to how wet she gets.

I'll cause a Southern Waterfall with her tonight

by AgreeableRecord August 6, 2024

southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."

I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.

by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013