sophie smolag

an ugly dog, usually brow.

look at that sophie smolag,

by dignity gap May 2, 2018

sophie smolag

someone who is really dumb & likes cat soup. it is usually blonde and pale. they like to play hide & go seek in the dark with no flashlights with random strangers.

person 1 “omg that chic is so crazy what is up with the cat soup?”

person 2 “idek shes such a sophie smolag”

by dignity gap May 2, 2018

to smolensk

To assasinate

He planted the bomb to smolensk the plane.

by Ponczbenz March 23, 2018

Dam Smollet

DamSmollet

A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.

My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.

I told my boss a Dam Smollet to get out of work.

by MrMJaye2U February 25, 2019

lizzy smolen

A girl

Oh look there's Lizzy Smolen

by Ktgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg February 26, 2019

lizzy smolen

a female who likes going to her boyfriends basketball games, she always buys me food because I am broke, she is really good at AP Government, and is somewhat addicted to her phone, she also likes Max Sranske, ben's cat

p.s. she likes trolls too

Lizzy Smolen is a cool gal.

by Ktgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg February 26, 2019

Russian Smollette

When you pull the trigger on a fake hate crime and pray it doesn't blow up in your face!

Erica Thomas claimed a white man at the grocery store told her to "go back where she came from," then later was forced to admit the man was Cubann and he never said any such thing. Guess she lost her game of Russian Smollette.

by Guts Knucklebone July 21, 2019