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chain smoker 

one who smokes multiple stoges in a single sitting
the act of smoking more than one cigarette
chain smokers go through a pack a day
chain smoker by WFF August 23, 2005

smokerel 

anything having to do with or relating to smoke or smoking weed
Hey dude! You up for a smokerel now??

smoke the turkey 

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.
smoke the turkey by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010

smokeflake

When smoking marijuana out of a bowl, the user gets so fucked up that they accidentally laugh or cough so hard into the bowl they blow all the remaining weed and ash into the air, thus creating smokeflakes.
Smoker 1: Bro, what the fuck happened last night, did we finish that bowl?
Smoker 2: I think I smokeflaked it, let's go look in the truck.
smokeflake by Zach and Nate June 14, 2011

Smoker's Despair 

The Definition Of Smoker's Despair- When you just light your last cigarette, proceed to take 3 to 4 hits out of it, and once you ash said cigarette...it falls into the snow.
Person 1:"Hey, what is wrong with Jesse today?"

Person 2:"Listen up and listen good. He is completely broke...was down to his last cigarette...and had some bad luck. He succumbed to Smoker's Despair.
Smoker's Despair by JcMdunDiditAgain February 14, 2012

Smoke Monkey 

City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.
Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.
Smoke Monkey by Snowcaller September 3, 2014