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Shlong

A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.
Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong
by OscarMartini February 8, 2024
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Seonghye

Fire guy.. usually born in South Korea. Not only is his raps fire, he is also just a smooth guy. Smart academically.. but kinda lacks common sense, it’s okay though, the people still love him! He’s super lovable and likes to show his appreciation for people in many ways. Thoughtful and caring too. If you have yourself a Seonghye never let him go.. he’s gonna be a big baller one day!
Random 1: “yo.. who’s that Asian dude over there?
Random 2: “I think his name is Seonghye.. he’s a pretty hot guy ngl..
by Savvypatty November 20, 2023
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Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."
He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.
by furkingpluh December 2, 2023
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Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs
Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house
by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024
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shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".
After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.
by Sisores April 11, 2024
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Shlong

My shlong burns when i put it in acid
by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024
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Shlongdingaling

Woah dude, your Shlongdingaling is huge!
by Mightyminer May 14, 2024
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