Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019

A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

by YcaUAD March 16, 2019

Simone

a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!

guy 1: simone is over there

guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts

by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021

Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.

-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."

by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021

Simon Tong

A little bitch boy.

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!

by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022

Simon

Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS

Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon

by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019