Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

Simone

Beautiful, kind and caring. With a big bunda 👀

Yoo big batty simone

by Slang king October 5, 2021

Simon

Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He is the prince charming, Simon is arare name if your find a person name Simon make them your friend he might bring you good fortune. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.
Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

Simon is a sweetheart

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Simone

Is a human potato and she just want to eat and have friends. plz love her

"Lets just us be with Simone, what else can we do"

by CallMeTrashPlz August 20, 2017

Simon A

Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.

“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“

by LordArcyus October 31, 2020

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

Southernly simon

A clothing brand based in Florida that sells all inclusive apparel, they have the motto “do it because you can” and they were founded in 2022. They release clothing in collections and they are working towards opening up discussions for awareness and advocacy

Person #1: Did you see the CEO Byron Simon’s new post? Southernly Simon just released a new collection

Person #2: Of course I did I already ordered the hoodies and candles

by Southernlysimonapparel August 16, 2023