The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.
P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025
Get the Simon the Sexymug. A cool guy who loves an audience, likes lots of people around him and likes the lady's,A Simon can be very persistent even possessive to the point of smothering, Simon is a hurt sole who covers his pain with comedy, Simon can not be alone as his thoughts will fester negative .Simon is a caring character that people often turn to with personal problems because he listens and finds solutions. Simon can snap and always hurts the ones closest too him, Simon is a spiritual man who has never grown up.
Simon helps lost souls
by Karl gto September 11, 2020
Get the Simonmug. 
A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.
by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022
Get the Simonmug. tingggg
by colton david July 11, 2022
Get the simonmug. by RealDeal432 July 28, 2021
Get the Simone Bilesmug. 