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Go shopping with your best friend day

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.
"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021
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Window Shopping

When rich guys go to mall to buy windows
Window Shopping! , OMG! you guys so rich you buy windows
by ramsamilover February 5, 2021
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Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.
“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”
by Dilsers May 31, 2021
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gateway shopping

Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.
Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.

Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.

Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...

My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021
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trisket stomping

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain, making it look like a trisket
I committed a brutal act of trisket stomping last night
by The hiroshima August 31, 2021
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car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy
“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!
by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022
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Dirty Shopping

When he pulls his cock out her ass covered in shit and goes into her pussy.
She drank sooo much of that homemade wine he went dirty shopping all night long!
by VinoDaddy April 16, 2022
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